I Drink Wine Fucking Obviously Sweatshirt Size:Small The one we point people

The one we point people at when they say they want something nobody else on the street will have

and a detachable floral charm that adds just enough character without going overboard

She simply can’t wait

This delicate geometric necklace hangs lightly along the body

Leave all your worries at the door for this is a place of peace

I Drink Wine Fucking Obviously Sweatshirt Size:Small The one we point peopleNot a confession, just a fact on record. "I drink wine" carries the bold thread, and the redundant confirmation sits underneath in tonal stitching for anyone who somehow needed it. For book club, patio season, and Tuesday. Stitched, not printed, so the joke outlives the wash. Embroidered Crewneck Sweatshirt Details Design: "I drink wine" in contrast thread, "fucking obviously" stitched tonal to the garment Decoration: Embroidered, not printed nothing