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Ships within 48 hours · Estimated delivery Nov 6 - Nov 11
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Ships within 48 hours · Estimated delivery Nov 6 - Nov 11
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We believe the Queen of Hearts from Wonderland said it best
This custom doormat implies you carry a double sided iron fired battle axe or a crossbow made with real stag horns
Sometimes does your home feel a little vicious
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Stay Off My Grass or it's you’re a*s Funny Welcome Doormat snowflake didn't youThose damn kids! You've got the nicest lawn in your neighborhood. Your blood, sweat and tears are out there, those long hours of weeding and trimming and edging. Give those a warning when they come to visit to use the sidewalks only and mind your lawn. Small doormats are 18" x 30" Large doormats are 23. 5" x 35. 5" Care: Easy to keep clean, just vacuum or shake your rug out. The rubber backing will keep the doormat in place firmly. Remember this
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