*clutching my pearls | dramatically disengaged desk sign options:desk sign with stand or shorts—perfect for any casual

or shorts—perfect for any casual outing or cozy day indoors

Black & white

and minimalist flair

made to maintain its shape and color

You deserve it

*clutching my pearls | dramatically disengaged desk sign options:desk sign with stand or shorts—perfect for any casualTired of making eye contact with coworkers? Same. Meet your new favorite boundary setting tool: our dramatically disengaged desk signs are unapologetically sarcastic, fully interchangeable and replaceable (like your useless coworkers), and professionally inappropriate in all the right ways. These black and white metal signs slide perfectly into the included black stand. Stock up on additional inserts to change your vibe faster than you change your